Words of warning regarding psilocybe azurescens (flying saucer mushrooms)

For the folks that have given the penis envy mushrooms, or golden teacher mushrooms a try & enjoyed your trip & are considering giving the flying saucer mushrooms a shot, I urge you to exercise caution, here is why:

Psilocybe azurescens aka flying saucer mushrooms belong in a group of mushroom species unofficially called a “wood lover”. Basically they grow in or around damp areas containing a lot of wood (think fallen trees).

Wood loving mushroom species & only wood loving mushroom species carry with them an extremely unpleasant (to think about & go through) side effect. This side effect is called WLP which stands for wood loving paralysis.

While not dangerous, in a large majority (if not everyone) of people wood loving mushroom species will cause full body paralysis. This effect will kick in 3-4 hours in & last the duration of the trip & will end once you enter the come down.

Also, do yourself a favor & do a google search for “mushroom trip levels”. Microdosing is obviously the low end of the spectrum while a trip level of 5 is the high end. With something like penis envy or golden teachers you’ll hit a trip level of 5 with no more than 5 grams taking any more than that is simply pi$$ing away money. To get to a trip level of 5 with something like flying saucers, you’ll need less than 3 grams. Psilocybe azurescens are 4x stronger than something like golden teachers or penis envy.

So, here is my advice with regard to flying saucer mushrooms:

1. Ensure you have nothing else to do for the duration of the trip.
2. Do your best to empty your bladder & bowels before you consume. No one likes to come down from any drug covered in urine & feces.
3. Remember, as with any other type of psilocybin mushroom, the effects are temporary & short lived.
4. Be safe, be smart, relax & hang on. You’re in for one hell of a ride.

Here is one final piece of information:

The human stomach works it’s ass off to process the shrooms you just ate. The PH level of the human stomach is between 1.5 & 3.5. If you would like to make the workload on your stomach less strenuous then do the following:

1. Grab an herb grinder which is either brand new or cleaned with soap and water. Also get a bottle of lemon or lime juice, shrooms (obviously) & a clean shot glass or just a regular drinking glass.
2. Grind up the shrooms as fine as possible & place the ground up shrooms in your shot glass or drinking glass & then cover the contents of the glass with your preferred juice & let it sit for 15-20 minutes stirring occasionally.
3. After 15-20 minutes have passed, take your shot or drink your lemon or lime juice & enjoy.

To close, I hope I haven’t scared anyone away from trying them. You’ll be fine, just make sure your bladder & bowels are empty (something I had to learn the hard way). Use common sense, be safe & have fun.